Saturday, January 24, 2009

Hope Dope: Obama Brand Heroin Hits New York


For some people having the media constantly inundate us with positive images and fawning praise for our new President isn't enough. If that describes you, some dealers in upstate New York have branded "Obama" heroin, presumably because people in the market for good dope trust the Obama brand.

Unfortunately, these guys got arrested... I guess they were infringing on the flood of Hopium based products expected to emanate from Washington, DC.

The Smoking Gun reports:

Add heroin to the scores of products that have been branded with President Barack Obama's name. Cops in upstate New York this week broke up a drug ring that allegedly sold heroin under several brand names, including "Obama." As seen in Sullivan County Sheriff's Office photos, the president's surname was stamped in red ink on small glassine wrappers that were peddled by street dealers. Investigators arrested five suspects for their alleged roles in the narcotics distribution activity. The branding of illicit drugs is a favorite of pushers, who have previously sold bin Laden heroin, Harry Potter Ecstasy, bricks of Teletubbies cocaine, and green-tinted crack in recognition of St. Patrick's Day.


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