Saturday, February 7, 2009

EC Goes to Harvard

An open letter from Evil Conservative to Harvard University.

Donna Kalikow
Executive Director
Center for Public Leadership
Kennedy School of Government
Harvard University
Cambridge, MA 02138 USA

Dear Dr. Kalikow,

Thank you for your letter of January 25th. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position at Harvard's Kennedy School of Government in the Center for Public Leadership.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Harvard's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Evil Conservative

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