God-like: Obama and his Buddies Control the Environment Now

The news from Italy is that the G8 leaders have decided to keep the Earth from warming 2 degrees Celsius. This is significant mainly because the Earth isn't warming up in the first place, and just what would this bunch of stuffed suits really do about it if it were? This is disturbing on so many levels - we had to discuss a few of them.

In other delusional news, we also found out that the col More..lective good vibes from dashboard crystals are what are actually preventing the Earth from crashing into the sun, and that objects are held to the ground not by gravity, but by tiny little strips of velcro.